Really cute shot of a sleepy dog at an inopportune moment.Why are these people constantly at lawn parties?.Ana taunts Ben about all her affairs, and he issues an ultimatum.They got a pet, which is always a good idea when you have a small child and your marriage is on the rocks. I am incredibly bored and, to be honest, have no idea what’s going on in this movie.He’s Ana’s latest prey, and he too plays the piano because we’re in a very musical town. Not safe! Sorry to be a cop, but it just doesn’t seem worth it. Ah, the elusive oral-sex-in-the-car moment.Wait, so Ana gets to have affairs, but Ben doesn’t? Hmm.You don’t see a lot of parties that feature swing dancing anymore.I’m guessing the drone chips weren’t in Highsmith’s original draft.Ben and Ana meet a pretentious writer at a party (Tracy Letts!), and we learn that Ben does.“web apps” and “publishes a small magazine” but mostly rides his bike around.The word emasculate is being used a lot and not entirely correctly.Man, married people love to fight about the dishes.I’m sorry, I’m going to say again that this movie feels like diet Gone Girl.I feel like they’re confiding way too much in their six-year-old.God, this marriage is stressing me T.F.Do these people know you can just.be poly?.Ben’s weird threat to Ana’s blond affair guy has gotten around town, apparently.Also maybe your husband isn’t “suffocating” for not wanting you to do this.Note to self: Don’t take your boobs out in front of the babysitter.Now why is Ana eating an apple in the car on the way home from the party? Terrible drunk food, IMO.Oh, wait, he just straight-up says, “I killed him.”.There’s a guy missing in town, and Ben heavily implies to the blond man (ugh) that he killed him for having an affair with Ana. Never sing in public! What’s hard about this?.Ana is playing the piano and singing, in a true “Zou Bisou Bisou” moment.Ben talks to a woman with (to be crass) a great set about how he loves his wife, but clearly there’s trouble brewing.OMG, Ana is sneaking off with an unseen blond person, and at this point I can’t determine their gender because I can’t see their face, so I’m choosing to believe this movie is queer for the moment.Ben and Ana are at a boring-looking house party, explaining that they let their six-year-old choose to go to public school.Why do wives persist in asking for their husbands’ opinions on their date-night oufits? Not to make gender assumptions, but he doesn’t care, girl.All the ingredients are there: Ben Affleck, dark score, unhappy wife. No offense to this film, but I wish I were rewatching Gone Girl.
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